Analysis of the Titan
Panorama,
Joseph W. Rudmin,
Physics Dept., James Madison University, rudminjw@jmu.edu
and Joseph D.
Rudmin, ISAT, James Madison University
Jan 23, 2005
We will display each step of the analysis, which was
performed with widely available software, so that anyone may duplicate it if
they choose. We start with the panorama as taken from the NASA-Goddard
Astronomy Picture of the Day website: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050119.html

Then
drop it into MS Paint and reflect it left-to-right. It then
looks like this.

Now extract the middle of the
picture:

We now notice that the picture has
been badly pasted together. The structures on the right, which are the
source of the "smoke plume", are too far to the right. We can
see two structures which can be used to realign them. This next
picture, generated with MS Paint, shows this..

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Now use MS PhotoEd to cut the right hand part
of the picture, expand it 20%, and approximately overlay the duplicated
scenery, and we get

Finally, compare it to the following
map.

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And to this photo from
http://www.navsource.org/Naval/helpers/ph201.jpg

With the help of the map, we can now name the ships in the
panorama. (Notice that the picture of "Titan" is a negative--the
ships are white, not black.)

In short, gentlemen, what is claimed to be a panorama of Titan,
is in fact a collage made up from Japanese reconnaissance photos taken during
the attack on Pearl Harbor, on Dec 7, 1941.
The only mystery now is "How did a photo of Pearl Harbor
get into the Cassini?", and a related question, is "Cassini doesn't
assemble collages. Who made the collage, and where did he get his
photos?"
This
prank or slip up is of no lasting significance. It was just one of those
delightful distractions which gives us all a healthy chuckle, and harms no
one. Was it perhaps the photo which was sent to Cassini by Engineer Boris
Smeds when he was working to correct the craft's telemetry? Or perhaps
careless staff left the Cassini's hard drive unsecured and exposed to hacking
by the notorious Cal Tech students. In any case, it's time for the source
of this entertainment to step forward and take a bow. We'll all enjoy
this for months to come.
Joseph W. Rudmin and Joseph D. Rudmin, James
Madison University.